“That was the worst assassination attempt ever dude.”

“I wasn’t actually trying to kill you!”

“You seasoned the meat with baking soda!”

“Well sorry for trying to do something nice for you!”

“How is poisoning me with baking soda being nice?!”

“I didn’t know! The recipe said to add some!”

“Yeah, some! Not a cup! You know what? I appreciate the sentiment but how about we leave the cooking to me, yeah?”

“Fine.”

“I really do appreciate you.”

“I know.”

“I love you.”

“I love you too.”

“Even if you did try to kill me.”

“Hey!”