The grass is greener on the other side,

I don’t know who said that shit, but they lied.

They must have been lost, just walking around ,

Daydreaming all day with their head in the clouds.

Curiosity really does kill the cat.

I know that, for an absolute fact.

I tipped my hat, to whoever said that,

But my heart goes out to that poor little cat.

Don’t let the small things get you pissed,

Don’t have a cow or get your panties in a twist.

Just cool your jets, hold your horses,

Kick back and relax, let life run its courses.

One of these days you’ll see that these things ,

Don’t even amount to a hill of beans .

So don’t cry over spilled milk, just say fuck it.

Go balls to the wall till you kick the bucket.