Ever since the pandemic, this city has gotten a bit more dangerous. Rent is far more expensive than it used to. People are getting shot. Karens are being ruder. Trump supporters are still wearing their MAGA hats and driving their trucks with “Trump 2024” flags waving and “Fuck Joe Biden” stickers. The amount of car crashes increases. The people I used to go to K-12 with don’t talk to me no more. I say it’s time to leave this city and go to a much better city in California. Maybe it’s Visalia. Maybe it’s Tracy. Maybe it’s Clovis. Maybe it’s a city in LA county. Wherever it is, it will definitely be far more affordable than San Jose.

You are invited to a carne asada at a park. Please be there.