“Don’t touch that.”

“Sorry.”

“Don’t be sorry, just don’t do it again.”

“Okay. I won’t.”

“Good. Can you hold still?”

“Why?”

“Because I said.”

“Bossy.”

“Excuse me?”

“I said—You’re bossy.”

“And you’re Contrary.”

“Overbearing.”

“Indignant.”

“Entitled.”

“Ignorant.”

“Self absorbed.”

“You lose.”

“What, how?”

“Self absorbed is two words.”

“Fastidious.”

“Good word, but you still lose.”

“Did I though?”

“Hey! I said don’t touch that!”