“Now now now, wait just a second” The former Navy officer general spoke, “you are here, telling me, that I am an anime girl with big titties?!?”

“You’re really tellin me, that when I look inside your lil IKEA mirror, your saying that I will be a anime girl with big ol titties?!?”

“Nah I don’t believe a word” she said in a small and timid, but clearly irritated voice

“Wait, but when I stomp my feet on the ground, I feel a jiggle! Na this just can’t be!” She leaped in the air, her big boobs nearly smacking her in the nose!

“So when I went into the Anime-Girl-With-Big-Ol Titties-ifier, you’re telling me that y’all weren’t playing? That it really would turn me, ME, into a little Asian girl?!? With disproportionate breasts, the size of two bazookas?”

“Well goddamn,” she jiggles her new boobs.

“These are the biggest two things I’ve ever seen in my whole entire life!”

“Well hell, I’d be lying if I told yall I thought this’d work.”

“But no matter how you pulled this shit off, I need to thank you,”

“I never thought that I could be so happy, looking in this lil IKEA mirror.”

“I still don’t know how you did it kid, but thank you, for helping this broken Navy officer, be truly herself, for the first time in her whole life.” She jiggled a bit more, and smiled, a tear streaming down her cheek.

“Thank you, I have never felt more me.”