Mired in confusion Yearning with unease Inspired delusion Learning the birds and bees Emotional labyrinth travelled Collection of twists and turns Devotional efforts unraveled Affections frequently spurned Plenty of embarrassing moments Too high a number to count Twenty and college enrollment Clueless still looking to mount Another rejection, refusal to quit Delayed gratification Mother walked in while jerking it Dismayed ejaculation Stumbling, unsure what to do Always tripping over his tongue Grumbling, prepared to be through Amazed he was the only one Fulfilled he found love, held onto it tight Slump over, he finally scored Thrilled to be paired, to be over his plight Humped a bright orange Halloween gourd