Boring… boring… not funny… ah, I see they finally caught on about last night. Last night was quite exciting, the pools of blood that dripped onto the floor was absolutely stunning, the way it shimmered a dark red in the light. The only thing I don’t love about this article is that they didn’t capture the actual scene, instead it’s just some boring police chief. I don’t get why he’s getting all the glory when all he didn’t do anything! Oh well, maybe tonight I’ll get my picture put in the article. Speaking of, where did I put my knife…