“Alright Son, Start Talking.”

A portly officer shined a flashlight into his face, with other officers swarming the scene. It was pure chaos.

“I… I don’t remember!”

“You don’t remember!? LOOK AT THE SCENE!” The officer gestured towards an army tank wedged into the intersection. “Why in the HELL did we find YOU in THERE!?”

“Well officer.” He hung his head low in shame as he spoke. “I have this condition…”

“Condition!? A condition for breaking into army bases and stealing tanks!?”

“Yeah well. I uhhhh. I sleep walk.”

“SLEEP WALK!?” The officer threw a hissy fit. “Sleep walk!? Are you OUT OF YOUR MIND!?”

“Well. It is bad sometimes. You can talk to my parents, I mean they will back me up here. I have been known to start doing things in my sleep. Like driving around.”

The officer put his palm to his face. “Son. You stole a tank and got it stuck in the middle of town. You have to do better than sleep walking.”

“Honest! I swear!” He pleaded.

“Doubtful.”

“So can I go?”

“Go?“ he laughed. “Yeah, you can go directly to jail! You cannot collect two hundred dollars! And you are going to pay, son!”