(The original song is literally telling a story already smh but somehow I made it into a different story? I don’t know just roll with it. It lines up with the song too somehow so… yeah there’s that 🤠!)

Hi. My name is Heather. And I’m in love with my best friend.

My best friend loves someone else, though. The most handsome guy around. So I’m left trying to pretend to be happy for her.

I still remember, on the third of December, me in your sweater. You said it looked better on me than it did you. That was a lie. Only if you knew, everything looks beautiful on you. The green color compliments your eyes.

If you knew that I loved you would you change your mind? Probably not. I watch your eyes as he walks by. Your eyes shine brighter than the blue sky. You’re mesmerized by him. I watch on the sidelines, dying.

Why would you ever kiss me? I’m not even half as pretty as him, nor am I half as pretty as you. You gave him your sweater, the same one you let me borrow. It’s just polyester. But you like him better. Why can’t I be him? I’m stuck being Heather.

Watch as he stands with you holding your hand, you put your arm ‘round his shoulder. I can feel myself getting colder. But how can I hate him? He’s such an angel, hasn’t done a single thing wrong in his life. But then again, kinda wish he were dead when he walks by, and your eyes light up, brighter than the blue sky. He’s got you mesmerized. All while I die.

Why would you ever kiss me? You’ll always be the most pretty. You gave him your sweater. It’s just polyester to you, but to me it’s the symbol of me and you. But you like him better, you gave him our symbol. I’m stuck being Heather.

Oh, I’m stuck being Heather.

Oh, I’ll always be stuck being Heather.

Why would you ever kiss me? When I’m no where near as pretty. You gave him our sweater. It’s just polyester. But you like him better. I’m stuck being…