Hi I’m Thursday. I’m tired of living in the shadow of Friday and Wednesday. Wednesday is hump day and... well everybody knows why Friday is awesome.

Everybody where’s FriYAY shirts and Gieco makes hump day commercials. What about me?

I mean nothing really special happens on Thursday but I mean come on, I still deserve some attention. Some people may call me jealous, but I still say it isn’t fair.

I’m the quiet guy in the corner. The one that doesn’t say much.