Wow I can’t believe that I, James Potter, would have won the award of getting the most detentions in one year. Who would’ve known that 6,926 detentions would have been enough. I would like to thank Filch, the man who gave me the most detentions, couldn’t have done it with our you. I would also like to thank my broom for helping me fly into Filch at least 700 times. It was a real help. I would also like to thank Lily Evan’s as she is amazing and beautiful and she will go on a date with me at some point. I would also like to thank Minnie, my great professor and head of house who did not give me the password to the Slytherin house so I got to stand outside their dormitory for 6 1/2 hours guessing their password with Sirius, Remus, and Peter. I still believe that it should have been James Potter has the best hair. I would also like to thank Sirius for helping me pull all those pranks especially the one where we painted Minnie’s office bright pink. I would not like to thank you and Lily for not letting me into the great hair club. I would like to thank Remus for putting Snevilleus in drag. I would also like to thank Peter for being great at distractions so I only got 6,926 detentions this year. If you were terrible at distractions I would’ve had a lot more. Finally I would like to thank the dragon that I found in the forbidden forest for helping me set Filch’s cat on fire. It was a great year and I am very proud of myself for beating Sirius’s record from last year of 6,752. Thank you all for all you’ve all done and Lily Evan’s will go on a date with me.