Mewing at all hours of the night Baking biscuits oh so right Little lad ran away for four days Don’t know how to make him pay Everyone hates him, call him baseborn He just has a hard time living up to what came heretofore Mewing at all hours of the night Dusk to dawn, hates when the curtains are drawn Very soft little lad, but he’s a trap! Let’s let the little guy take a catnap Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he’s sleeping