“Seriously,” the manager said, his face red as a tomato, “who forgot to park it in the garage last night?”

“I’m so sorry,” my voice was about three dynamics less than his, “I completely forgot. Please don’t fire me!”

“I won’t fire you,” I felt relieved that those words, “but you get to sit there and watch your coworkers try and get this shit out of the ice as your punishment. This better not happen again.”

I stood in the cold, watching as everyone groaned and rolled their eyes. Next time I’ll remember to park it in the garage.