Tired of humans rocking up unannounced and ruining your beautiful home? Perhaps you’ve only one that’s just cramping your style. Whether you’ve got a family of them or a lonely bachelor that doesn’t know how to clean up after himself, I’m here to offer my services as a professional Human Hunter. I have fifty years of experience and never tire of getting rid of those human pests. Just because we were once human ourselves doesn’t mean we want them in our afterlives.

Contact yours truly, James Arthur Percival today by saying my name three times into the closest mirror and I’ll be there in a snap.

Let’s get rid of those pesky humans today!!!