Death Knocking on your door, bitch.
“What the f**k !” Shouted Daniel. Oblivious to the fact that it was the actual reaper.
“Nah Holmes who are you” asked Daniel.
“You know who I am” replied the reaper in confusion.” “Have you never watched The Grim adventures of Bill and Mandy?” He asked Daniel as if he was expecting him to say yes.
“Nah Holmes; Danny Phantom for life” he answered with a smile on his face.
“Are you kidding me, Jesus people from the 90’s are even stupider than the 00’ kids.” The reaper sighed. He walks slowly behind and Daniel shouts
“Give me a twirl Holmes” laughing hysterically. The reaper sighed even louder telling Daniel
“You know I’m here to kill you right?”
“Prove it show me that you’re actually the reaper!” Daniel says like an absolute idiot.
“I can’t show you” the reaper says in a mumbled voice as if feeling embarrassed.
“Why Mr.Reaper? Is it Mrs.Reaper” Daniel snickered.
“No it’s just I’m not supposed to...” he said “my girlfriend broke up with me and she used to always tell me not to” the reaper had a frown growing on his face.
“You wanna go for a drink up at my apartment?” Daniel asked the Reaper. “Uhhh, I don’t know I’m on the job right now and I mean I’m supposed to kill you bro”
“Kill me after bro because you need the support right now” Daniel said.
“You right home skillet” the Reaper said.
***
”So what's it like being the reaper?” Daniel asked in curiosity.
”It’s a struggle. Let me tell you, all day everyday just killing people is exhausting.” the reaper told Daniel.
”Then quit” Daniel said with such ease. Of course it was easy to him, he didn't know that the only job a reaper can have is reaping.
”I cant quit, its the only job I can have” he told Daniel. When in his head he wondered
What would happen if I quit? Would I lose all respect from my peers. Would I be disowned?Or would I just live off my what I have?
”listen whatever happens you can come and live with me bro” Daniel said laying his hand on the reaper.
”Really?” said the reaper to Daniel with a surprised look on his face.
”Damn, wait you can’t” Daniel responded with sadness on his face.
”Why?” the reaper asked him with a frown on his face as well.
”Well... You're gonna kill me today” Daniel answered the reaper.
”Listen I'll make you a deal” the reaper told him.
”Ill let you a full life if you let me live with you” the reaper proposed.
”DEAL!” he shouted. ”Come on over here holmes” Daniel told him as they hugged.
***
Weeks go by... Daniel is still breathing and the reaper is still living. I don’t know how to end this story other than the infamous.
THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER BI**HES!