“I’ve no regrets whatsoever.”

“The suspect is proven guilty!”

“Most would now say NOOOOO. But, I’m not most. I am guilty.”

“Case closed.”

“Yes, I hit my mom 1 time.”

“LIFE SENTENCED TO PRISON!!!”

“She was mean to me.”

“In which way?”

“MOMMY HIT ME FIRST!”

“Oh. Never mind. No sentence.”

“So… that’s it?”

“Yep. You can go now.”

“Oh, how simple.”

“Bye!”

“Bye!”