The warp core was drained

The Hyperdrive was down

We were sitting ducks

As the enemy came back around

No dilithium and kyber crystals

It was a red alert emergency

It was all my fault because I

Overcompensated with lemon energy

Chewie growled at me

Worf made me bleed

“Your a nerfherder”, said Leia

Mr. Spock said, “Indeed.”

“My God, man,” said Bones

“Whatever possessed you??”

I said, “Don’t you mean

Whatever possZEST me?

You know.

Like lemon zest?”

*Forced choked