When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

Well, I’ve never agreed with that, it doesn’t line up with my general attitude or energy.

I say, when life gives you lemons, throw ‘em back and add in some lemons of your own.

Sometimes I also add some limes as well.

And grapefruit.

But not oranges. Too sweet.

The result, unfortunately, is that life throws the citruses back with more of their own collection.

And I retaliate.

Naturally this leads to a rather citrusy dodgeball game.

I’m still gonna use this method, though. I’m not out yet.