Today I’m going to China.

Or rather- tonight.

I have a flight scheduled for…

12:00Am- I think.

Let me just check-

Nope! It’s actually 1:00Am. Great.

And what time is it now?

-I check my watch-

12:00 Am, already?!?!

Welp, I better pack my bags.

I’m going to China soon!

But wait-

I just remembered.

Doesn’t China have a CCP?

Whatever. I scheduled it already,

That means I MUST go.

-I leave the house,

Racing to the Airport-

I get in line just in time,

As the clock strikes 12:30.

No time to eat, I guess.

So I’ll just board early.

-I check out my bags,

do all that stuff,

Then I’m ready to board-

Boarding starts at 12:45,

So I race to the scene!

I’m B1,

So I’ll board after..

group A gets a move on.

Eventually, Eventually,

It’s my turn to board.

I show the attendant my card,

And race to find my seat.

Soon I find it,

Right next to an old man.

He looks pretty annoying,

But loved, too.

I sit down in my chair,

Next to this ‘goody two shoes’

And put my hoodie on my head.

I let it cover my face,

Tickling all my hairs.

And then, the nightmare starts..

‘ ‘YASSS! Me goin’ to go to Ohio! I think it’s in England.

So I’m goin’ to ENGLAND! YAH!’ ‘

The old man was talking on the phone,

So loudly though!

And wait, did he say England?

I thought this was to China!

I looked outside the window,

At the Airplane wing.

It said ‘We’re going to England!’

Oh no.. I was on the wrong flight!

=What should I do?=

I thought, slightly panicked.

But then, I relaxed.

I’ve always wanted to go to England!

But the man next to me?

He was sooo annoying!

‘ ‘Ya-a! Ohio is in England, right? Anywho,

WE GOING! YAAAS! I’M GOING TO GO ON ALL THE CHANDELIERS!

AND I’M GOING TO DRIVE ON THE WROMG SID ELF THE ROAD!!

THE RIGHT!’ ‘

I thought Ohio was in America?

Ugh- this is going to be the worst flight… EVER!