I jumped for joy. Since last year, I’ve never seen so much snow. Mom warned me not to die, since snow has now been reported to be poisonous. She sat at the table, eating her Biscoff cookie. After putting my bikini swimsuit on, I opened the door and leaped into the snow. “It’s not poisonous! People are insane!” I doubted everyone at that moment. “Mom! Come outsid-“ and just at that moment, I died. Mom came outside, only to find me dead in the snow. She laughed, thinking I was joking, because she didn’t believe the snow was poison either. After I didn’t get up, she started to get worried and walked into the snow after me. “Oh god! You’re actually dead? Oops! I didn’t even notice.” Somehow, Mom was able to get out of the snow safely and packed a bunch of bags. Soon after placing the bags in her van, she shoveled the driveway and got back in her car. She turned the music up and pulled out of the driveway, down the street. And all she had to say was “oops”.