To be clear, this isn’t a sad story by any stretch - he was a bad decision from the get go. The likelihood of a meaningful relationship with a bouncer at a country western bar in middle america was about as high as riding the mechanical bull in said bar for 8 seconds (shout out to Luke Perry). But how could one be blamed, he was charming, tan, built like a linebacker and had his lines down, no doubt from countless reps. It shouldn’t have gone past the line to get in (yes, a line to get in - it’s the Midwest and the mechanical bull is always a big draw).