Golden hair and baby-blue eyes

I knew, at first sight, I had to make you mine

But you always hung with other guys

Looking like you were on cloud nine

Don't worry, baby, it didn't faze me

I like my girls hard to get

You will become my she

Or it'll be your biggest regret

If we're to one day be wed,

I should meet my in-laws, right?

So I found where you make your bed

Your graceful sleeping was quite the sight

I introduced myself to your mom at her work

She was shocked and more than furious

Screaming that I was berserk

Did you never tell her about me? I'm curious

Then came the bumps in our relationship

The night you brought a guy to your room

I watched it all with a trembling lip

As I sensed our impending doom

I couldn't bear to let you go

So I found the jerk who ripped us apart

And gave a knife a gentle throw

Watching as it connected with his heart

I'm not proud of what I've done

But sacrifices have to be made

To be your number one

So we will never fade