Wizards Warning
Magic comes with a price.
Are you willing to pay?
If you want my advice,
You should just stay away!
You’ll have to learn Latin
And dress in long cloaks
All made out of satin
When you work to evoke
You must carry a stick
And wave it around
Your friends think you sick
Or somewhat unsound
You’ll chant over candles
And cough in the smoke
And wear wicker sandals
As you try not to choke
And trust me an oven
Is much better for use
Than fireballs from covens
When cooking a goose
Sure you can call storms
Throw fire, summon frogs
If you learn all the forms
And you live in the bogs
But I tell you young master
the ends are quite tragic
For fools who chase after
That thing we call magic