1st Alex

2nd Douglas

You’ve written a book?

Yes, it’s a quirky metaphorical self- improvement pamphlet

About bank robbers?

It’s not illegal if it’s a metaphor

Are you sure?

Technically simile could land you with community service, but metaphor is ok

Maybe you’d be sent somewhere that felt like prison..

but wasn’t

Exactly, so what’s the central idea?

Approach your life as if you were robbing a bank, always wear a mask, keep the engine running for a swift exit…

Are you sure these are good tips? What about preparation?

Good point, I might include that in the paid-for version..