Yo, it’s ya boi Hare here and, look fam, I wanna address something you mighta seen like all over the web. Lotsa rumors swirling, lotsa side-talk n’ all that. I’m here to tell my side of the story—the true story—so you can get it direct from me. And I’m gonna get into all that, you know, but first, if you like this kind of content be sure to hit like and subscribe—and don’t forget to smash that “notification” button—so you never miss out. Y’all never know what the algorithms are gonna do from day-to-day or whatever, so, you know… Also, if there’s a topic you want to make sure I cover in a future vid you can hit me up on Patreon at #HarePlugs.

Alright, so, the topic I know y’all been talking about. My race with Tortoise. I know y’all have seen it, probably a million times by now, right? Like, for real, if y’all didn’t watch yerboi’s live stream, I know fo-sho y’all checked out that shizz on YouTubes or whatever. But that’s okay. Aight, Imma start at the beginning. So, first off, let me just say, I’m super-glad my new sponsor hooked me up with these rad new Aesops! I know you heard by now that Nike dropped me after the race, but trust me, it’s cool; I was done with those tired, over-hyped and over-priced joints anyway. Nike was like the coolest shoe back in the day, but y’all boomers need to let them Old Schools die on the vine, ya feel me.

So—and Imma get to the story soon, stay with me; ya know I gotsta pay the bills. Today, dun-dun-DA-DA, I get the pleasure of showing off the very first pair of Fable Airs. And, for real, I’m not just sayin this because of sour grapes or whatever, but I know-fo-sho that I’d been wearing these on race day… hoo-boy. I coulda started running right now and still beat that slow-ass turtle! The new Fable 10s are lightweight, durable, and, well, you’re just going to have try them on to see how easily they make running for speed and agility. You see, here, let me flip this over, you see here, the tread, it like somehow grips the ground and feels like nothing at the same time. These shoes are legit. Leave those cheesy old man shoes for Fox and Crow, these new joints is the biz, feel me?

Alright, now, I know I promised to get into the details about the race, and to address some of that BS that Tortoise be sayin about me and how I shouldn’t a been sleeping on him and all that, but, well, unfortunately we’re outta time for today. I’ll get into all of it tomorrow, I promise. We’ll clear the air and clean up the confusion, trust me on that! Until then, catch me on Insta, Tik Tok, here on YouTube, or if you’re old ass still wearing Nikes: Facebook.

Hare out!