My friends say I could do a lot better than you

I wish I’d met you after I was 22

Nothing’s sadder than the unlived life

It’s a shame I’ve already met my wife

Why did you say that to me?

If you’re unsure, you should leave

I’ve always been sure about you.

Love doesn’t wear off because the relationship stops being new.

I’m sorry your insecurity makes you upset.

If you lost weight, you’d feel better I bet.

You know our relationship’s good.

I haven’t cheated on you even though I could.

Because you don’t cheat I should be glad?

That’s not the only way to make a relationship bad.

You’re obsessed with having the hottest girlfriend at the party.

You’d throw two years away because of my body?

You’re putting words in my mouth.

I knew you’d make this discussion go south.

My friends wouldn’t put up with this.

Now, this is one thing I wouldn’t miss.