In the morning connie woke up just to see her friend Emilia on her face. She said “your mom greeted me in with kindness”. But I sore the window open she broke in. And then I smelt something I said “Emilia what is that smell” she said “I had pizza for breakfast what do not expect me to have dirty clothes the pizza was under my bed. “Well I hope you don’t burp in front of mrs raccoon today”I got dressed as soon as possible I put on a t-shirt that said math stinks I made it myself. Connie’s mom drove Connie and Emilia to school.When we got there it was the worst mind crushing thing ever.MATH! I told Emma that Math is the worst she said “well obviously I wish I could turn it into slime and then throw into the toilet that blow up the toilet.I said “you said it r.I.d math it means rest in despair mwa ha ha”when mrs raccoon sore me and Emma talking.She said Constance tell me the time.” Connie said “oi I do not like the name Constance but the time is for you to get a different last name””ok fine something easy Emilia 4628 times 6646 what is it Emilia said”it is not my job to know stupid but since I’m not as dumb as you are it is 30,757,688, I am as smart as 900 mrs raccoon’s.then Connie and Emilia go sent to mrs man’s office she is the principal she gave the gave trouble trouble sour lemon cookies they tasted like like donkey poop and. Chicken poop but sour so they ran like mr raccoon because he is the Pe teacher Emilia like’s him because he always makes all. the other kids do 30 PUSHUPS but only makes Emilia do 5 but he is in the hospital because Connie bit him Freya punched him and cecily kicked him in the face he broke so many bones anyway when they finally got to the bathroom to vomit they heard something go like no no math but it sounded like a Glooy person said it it came from the sink that leads into the bathroom so that’s where Emilia vomited Connie just vomited in a toilet the most disgusting one it is called the disgusting dirk toilet because there was a boy called dirk and he was disgusting Emilia and Connie ran out they where in the bathroom for so long that it was already lunch at lunch time Connie and Emilia sat together and if a boy came to ask if they could sit with them Connie would flick there heads but if stayed Emilia would punch them Then Emilia said “maybe we can sneak into school in the night and find that noise please say yes I am your BRL best rude lady” Connie said “ obviously I am not dumb and if we get in trouble bonus” connie always knew that Emilia would someday come up with a sneaky idea because once Emilia used a hammer to open her locker and she knew the code probably because she is one of 8 and 4 of then are boys after school connie went to Emilia’s to get packed they had a list .1 sleeping bags .2 junk food such as half a cafe from Connie’s birthday party and Emilia fames rat in meat .3 phone so if we get anything scary on video we can show it to Emilia’s little sister when we got to the the door Emilia’s coo coo mother was there she said what are you fellas? Doing in this nick of the woods Connie just said your not a calboy nutty lady Emilia took over and said that is Irish I mean French for we need to find wood so get out of the way Emilia’s mom said believable so go go out and fly like the blue bird you are or flying pig you are Connie said Emilia your mum is nut Emilia said I know so pray pray for my mom to be smart Connie didn’t really have a choice to pray because the lady throw Connie on the ground and then Emilia sat on Connie and rid. Connie to school when they got there they entered the boo boo bathroom because ghosts in stuff say boo as soon as they got in there Emilia and Connie immediately got knocked out by a slimy figure when they woke up they woke up there was a ghost a Gluey one real Gluey he said when I was 9 the same age as you boy’s pored Pva glue on me and stuck me on a wall upside down all the blood rushed to my head and I eventually died so I want new friends time to die girls sassy one first I have a name Emilia

said Connie said why are you really doing this though he said because I fail math and I need you to tutor me I have a calculator and I saw a ghost creepy school nearby and you can go there. Yeah if you said fine you can go somewhere thank you girls then they where friends and died at the age 98 because that ghost could see the p