If you’ll but only hand over your rights,

We’ll teach you; we’ll flip on the lights.

All the same, and oh so happy.

Far away from this life so crappy.

You’ll own nothing—you’ll be free.

We want the best for you, you see.

We’re taking care of you, my dear.

Thoughts and opinions? Not needed here.

Just lean back, relax, have fun—

Soon our agenda will be done.

You’ll believe just what we say,

Let us plan and guide your day.

Hand your cares and worries here,

We’ve got it handled, no need to fear.

You are safe, trapped beneath our thumb.

Ignorance is bliss—not one is glum.

We know best for your body and soul,

But you’ll need to hand over all control.

We’ll whisper in your ear

Whatever truth you want to hear.

You think we’re letting you decide;

Yes, from selective choices we put inside.

You won’t just let us, this is true,

Once we’re done, you’ll want it too.

If only you’ll trust us, you will see

This is how freedom was meant to be!