The Conquest of Potatoes

It was a small town, the type of place where everyone knew everyone. Children would play all day and all night. Adults would talk to each other and teens would gossip about what was going on at school. It was a peaceful town -- no discrimination, no racism, no bullying....nothing at all.


It was all like that until 1972, when the first case of bullying was recorded. You see, the Potato King was a cruel potato who liked bringing the mere concept of cruelty towards potatoes into human countries, towns, cities and villages. He had brought this concept to all the mentioned locations except that small town in Peacefulvania.

He knew that, if he made all the humans bully potatoes, he would have gained control of the whole world, and so he did.


A passerby man called Sebastian was walking along the road after celebrating a huge birthday party hosted by his neighbor. He suddenly saw a walking, talking, breathing, blinking, speaking potato. Since he was infected by the Curse of All Potatoes (COAP), he insulted the poor potato, naming it 'the tomato-shaped potato'.


As a reaction to this cruel message sent out by Sebastian, it ran to another COAP-infected child, who also gave him the same nickname.


The same cruelty act spread through COAP and non-COAP people and soon, all this bullying and racism went on to the human beings themselves.


The mocked each other, they called each other 'dark chocolate' and 'tomato-looking ahh' and 'weird' and all sorts of names to each other. What was once a peaceful, small town was now a huge site of warfare and narcissism and anyone who gave birth or was born after 1972 was bullied a lot until the age of 18.















































































































































































"And that's the history of Unaria," said the history teacher. "Now I shall ask you some questions. Now, when did all the bullying start?"

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