I am the kind of person who

Makes judgements about everything I see others do

I'm sorry, I swear it's not my intention

To subject your every move to my dissection

There are just certain things in this world that give me the ick

And when I notice I can't help but want to get out quick

Things like lying and cheating and also Dallas Cowboys fans

Or people who can't communicate and never wash their hands

Being selfish and unreliable also bug me so

This one might be petty, but people who walk slow

People who go through life on top of the world oh so cocky

Another petty one here, but they can't not like Rocky

To me, certain views mean quite a great deal

If someone wasn't kind to you, how would you feel?

Some final deal breakers for me? Well let's see.

I take some solace in knowing some of you may agree

That double standards and disrespect are an automatic goodbye

And one final petty one, if they only wear jeans from Levi

Well now that you know some of my deal breakers

I'll open it up to the floor, any takers?