“Hi Trixie, hi, hi. Can I sniff your butt?”

“You sniff my butt all the time Rufus.”

“Pleaseee?”

“Fine, but let me sniff yours first.”

“Yay yay yay yay.”

“Have you been hanging out with another dog??”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about Trixie, I only hang out with you.”

“Then why do I smell a female Golden Retriever on you?!”

“I’m sorryyyy, my master took me to a play date with her, it wasn’t my fault. Forgive me Trixie.”

“I can’t decide, but my master’s calling, we will continue this discussion later.”

“Bye. Bye. Bye.”