Finding a way into tricky situations has never been a problem for me - although I still haven’t learned the art of getting out of them. Here I am, on a Friday evening, sitting on a tree branch and staring rather stupidly at the bedroom window of one of my friends with benefits.

I’d rather be at the pub downing an ale, but my dumb self had to lose something kind of embarassing in that room. And for my own sake, I better find it before she does.

I shift my hips trying to ease my discomfort. Movies make sitting on tree branches easier than it seems. From my position I can see my friend sitting at her desk, browsing… Reddit? I’m not sure. Jeez… Isn’t she going out on a Friday evening? I need her out of the room! I can feel my stomach growling. It’s way past dinner time and I feel wretched. I sigh as I see her start playing The Sims.

This is going to be a long night.