Im dating a demon

Are you kidding me Karen...

Johnny laughs nervously*

I know its hard to take in.. its just.. its something that I’ve been thinking about for a while now and I just .. I gotta just do it..

Stop it.. stopp karen please you dont really mean that..

(Beat) you love me.. why are you saying this..

you’re sick you’re not thinking right you’re listening to all of that demon music and letting the evil of the world take over..

I still love you, but I have to do this.. it just doesnt feel right anymore..it hasnt for a while

What..? What are you talking about you and I were just having a good time.

I want a sex change johnny i dont feel like a girl anymore.. im a boy, I’ve been a boy for years.. i feel like a boy I want a penis..

You’re a demon Karen... we have to get you help..

Jesus Christ!! Karen you’re not speaking right.. you’re possessed!