He struts into the tavern, the only thing on his mind being getting a good drink. He is greeted by Tom, Dick, and Stanley, who he greets by punching their arms, causing them to wince.

The bar tender has his drink ready for him, which he takes with him to greet the ladies sitting at the table. They fawn over him, jostling each other to sit next to him. He taunts them, barely paying them any mind, causing them to nearly faint from the sheer pleasure of being looked at.

His mind was on one woman in particular, the only woman in town who wouldn’t have him. How could he get married if it wasn’t to her? He wasn’t sure.

His best friend showed up then, and got the band to play his favorite song. They stood on the tables and danced their hearts away, a drink constantly in their hands. Whenever a man got close to him, hr would push him off of the table, leaving only him and the ladies dancing together, spinning around and around in circles.

When he left, stumbling out the door, the entire tavern called out their goodbyes to him. It was nice being the best man in town.