Making friends with the ghost in your attic can bring you many benefits as well as thoughts. For one thing haunted houses come cheap, like really cheap. Or I wouldn’t be telling this story. But then of course when she gets pissed all the lights go out so you have to adjust for candle costs but have you seen the prices of lightbulbs these days? They have the nerve to call me insane. When it’s sleepily become $30 for a bulb when no one was looking. Anyhoo, I suppose you’d rather hear about that witch of a ghost then the rising cost of lightbulbs. I know I would. To be totally honest I’m not much of a storyteller but luckily this one is nothing but the truth and those are quite easy to remember. For stories are just another word for lies told for amusement.

I remember the first time I had seen the ad. I had sat up skimming then classified finally to the thrifty nickel. Zs

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