“Sooooo, it went like this”, he started.

“No it didn’t, it didn’t even start”, I step in.

“But it did, and it was the absolute worst”, he continued.

I roll my eyes.

“Worst what?”

“It was so bad, I wanted my time back, let alone my money!!”

“Really? What happened this time?”

“You wouldn’t believe me” he says

My eyes feeling heavy, “try me”

“They forgot to put milk in my tea again” he finished as I decided to headbutt the table.