I cross off the last date in my calendar and rolled my eyes. I have been in the castle for a whole year now. Im tired of it. This damsel in distress act is not doing it for me.

I mean sure, I have a place to live. I have food and entertainment. I have no company but the dragon outside though. Shes cool though.

I have waited patiently for someone to come and “save me.” Not a single Prince Charming has stepped up to the challenge. This is my worst gold digging scheme yet.

Im going to miss this house but its time for me to go. I yell for Vanessa and told her to meet outside.

I take the stairs downstairs and meet my dragon, Vanessa downstairs. Shes bored of this scheme too.

Its not like I need the money. Its just funny scamming princes in the kingdom. And a man loves a damsel in distress.