You’re afraid of the unknown. So easily scared by the loss of security that you are essentially crying out for a puppet master to guide you through this dreary landscape.

And that’s where I come in. To haunt your dreams and bring your nightmares to life. I’ll study your habits, by “chance” meet you at your favorite hot spot, share a few laughs, and convince you to submit to, nay, endure…even better - self inflict tortures in your mind that will cause you to drain your own heart of it’s blood and hand over your life gratefully.

I’ll dig and dig. Though I won’t know you for long, I will know you very well. I can’t imagine what I’ll find to help you determine the worth of your own life. Yay! Exposing the proverbial skeletons in your closet may be your undoing.

I’ll tell you what you want to hear. Wiggle my fingers and make you dance. When you’ve given away all you ever wanted or needed in this life, I’ll discard you in the dump. By morning you’ll be happier to have a new puller of the strings. When God takes you away from me, you’ll thank me for the pain. You’ll appreciate a freedom like you never knew existed. You’re welcome my darling puppet pal. I knew you shortly, but I knew you well.