“I’d be careful if I was you, one move and our planet gets wiped if all life,” the human proclaimed.

I yawned, stretched, and waited for her to leave. I walked gracefully to where she left her teacup, and swatted it on the Big Red Button. As a trans dimensional being, her threats were meaningless, and I was bored.

Nothing happened. Well. I guess wiping out all life on this rock would be a dull as when it was alive. Time to move on…

Wait. What’s that? Some mechanical sound.

Robots enter in the room. I recognize the model as Bath-0/Tex2001. Shit.

Before I can pounce, one grabs me. It sends some vibration so I cannot teleport away.

The other advances, and I swear it grins at me, despite a lack of face.

The warm water hits me, and I despair. I go limp, and give in.

Soap, more water, and a trim in a rather sensitive area. Then the robot releases me, and they both retreat. I think I hear the human laugh in the other room, her trick worked.

They will be revenge.

But damn, I look pretty.