Left swipe. Left swipe. Left swipe. So many women obsessed with drinking and so called hiking, where is an original person? Hang on… who is she? Wow she is stunning, long black hair, piercing green eyes, and is that a bottle in her hand. God no please not another drinker. Hang on, why is there a cloth hanging out of the bottle, surely that can’t be a Molotov cocktail? Next picture, she’s standing next to the local courthouse, maybe she was just downtown with friends or something. But her bio says that she wants to “Destroy the engine of capitalism at any cost.”

This stranger slowly begins to look more and more familiar as a flick through her pictures. Have I seen this face before? I click on my news app and scroll through the headlines, until I stop. It’s her, under an article reading “Philadelphia woman wanted for arson, mass murder after courthouse bombing.” I remember now, the courthouse she was standing in front of in her photo was also her target. Holy shit. A mass bombing perpetrator, the most wanted person in the entire nation right now, and I just matched her on Tinder. So naturally I swiped right….