The play begins at fore

I knew this a long time before

I was so excited I couldn’t wait

I didn’t want it to start late

I drove to the place with a cup

My wife said to hurry up

With a club I wind up my swing at before four

I started the play at fore

After the play was over

My wife attitude was polar

When I try to explain myself that I wanted to play

She said you wanted to play you could’ve watched a play