So you see, I am full of cliches.

Original thoughts do not plague me—

I reek of mediocrity.

Your grandma doesn’t think so, though.

No, she spams your socials with hackneyed, corny plots

And finds some superficial depth.

I watched a video

And couldn’t make it to the end.

It is no secret

That anyone with more than one brain cell

And a lick of common sense

Would tear your sentiments to shreds.

At last,

The truth finally came to light.

You, my good sir, suck.