What good would it do you? Just one more dead body to add to your pile? I’m worth so much more alive than dead.

Who’s running your social media right now? I can bring a lot of traffic your way. People click on your profile, watch your videos, and then we monetize it.

Ok, you don’t have social media. You don’t want anyone to know who you are. That makes sense, I get it.

So I’m a recruiter for you! You probably want to meet some other killers, tough guys, so you can hang out and swap stories. I can act as bait, go into dark allies, hang around on the docks, and then when they go to kill me, you can jump out and introduce yourself!

No interest in that? You don’t want to build a relationship network? You’d rather just kill and never talk to anybody?

But what if you had a fan club? I can get you a lot of followers, maybe some groupies, even, and we can start making some merchandise, get your name out there.

No, not what you’re going for?

Well, what if I can cook for you? I bet you don’t have a lot of energy at the end of the day after killing a bunch of people. How about I’m your designated delivery guy? If you don’t want food from a restaurant, I can get ingredients and come back here and cook for you. You name it, I can make it.

Burgers and fries? You got it!