Machines radiating rumbles,

We can offer you the best deal

Our staff may give dazed mumbles,

But, We assure you, it’s all real

Haven’t slept in three days?

That’s exactly our business

Have too many assignments in the way?

No need to be helpless

We can sleep for you!

This technology is our savior

Just hook up and feel new

Transfer dreams to a ‘sleep neighbor’

Confirm right here, on-top this line

Ah yes—sign your name

Government clauses dictate we can’t scan your mind

Nor can we fry your brain

Now sit here, and put on the cap;

It’s a funny looking, metal device

You will feel at ease, almost like a nap

Our service, a week, is to offer this twice