As you leaned in for a kiss…

All I wanted to do was hiss.

You breath smelt like piss

And you being a gentleman was a miss.

Dating apps are the worst

Your shirt seams are going to burst

This water won’t clench my thirst

My dating life is cursed

And those pickup lines were surely rehearsed

I thought I liked you at first

But then we met

I was wrong to place a bet on love

It’s something I’ll surely regret

When my friends take my jet

Honestly I’ve forgotten your name

But who’s really to blame?

There’s just no flame.