As you leaned in for a kiss… All I wanted to do was hiss. You breath smelt like piss And you being a gentleman was a miss. Dating apps are the worst Your shirt seams are going to burst This water won’t clench my thirst My dating life is cursed And those pickup lines were surely rehearsed I thought I liked you at first But then we met I was wrong to place a bet on love It’s something I’ll surely regret When my friends take my jet Honestly I’ve forgotten your name But who’s really to blame? There’s just no flame.