What children don’t realize

Is how scary Santa can be

He sneaks into your house

Late at night

Eats your food

And leaves

Well Santa has a darker side

One that’s vicious and full of greed

Leaving candy

Laced with rot

And it’s not your cat

Breaking the ornaments at night

But Santa

Giving you a fright

So beware

Next time you hear those sleigh bells ring

It’s not a sound a Christmas joy

But a warning

Bad Santa is coming.