Once upon a time in a small town, there lived a vampire named Vlad. Vlad was over 100,000 years old and had seen it all. He was suave, charming, and had a killer sense of humor. But there was one thing missing in his eternal life - love.

Vlad had been eyeing his neighbor, a beautiful young woman named Sarah, for quite some time. He knew he had to make a move before it was too late. So one night, under the light of the full moon, Vlad mustered up the courage to confess his feelings to Sarah.

"I knew I would regret if I didn't say it now," Vlad said nervously, "I love you, Sarah."

Sarah's eyes widened in shock. "You... love me?" she stammered.

"Yes, I do," Vlad replied, his fangs gleaming in the moonlight.

Sarah burst out laughing. "You're a vampire, Vlad! How can you love me?"

Vlad chuckled. "Love knows no boundaries, Sarah. Plus, I've always had a thing for mortal women."

Sarah couldn't help but giggle at Vlad's bold declaration of love. "Well, Vlad, I have to admit, you're not like any other guy I've ever met."

And so, Vlad and Sarah began a whirlwind romance that had the whole town talking. They went on moonlit walks, shared blood cocktails, and even had a vampire-themed wedding. But the real shock came when Sarah announced she was pregnant.

"Wait, we can have babies?" Vlad exclaimed, his eyes widening in disbelief.

Sarah laughed. "Of course we can, Vlad. I mean, you are over 100,000 years old, after all."

And so, Vlad and Sarah welcomed their little vampire babies into the world, much to the amusement of their friends and neighbors. Vlad may have been an ancient vampire, but he had finally found his true love in Sarah.

And as they lived happily ever after, Vlad couldn't help but think, "I knew I would regret if I didn't say it now." And he was glad he did, for he had found the love of his eternal life in Sarah.