My neighbor, one house over to the left of mine, was really going nuts this year with his Halloween decorations.

Every day I’d come home from work and this guy would be hammering what looked like actual human heads along the short black fence in his front yard, but I couldn’t really tell from the driveway.

One day completely overcome by curiosity I made the trespass to his property line to confront him on his morbid display. Upon closer inspection it appeared as if the heads of the entire Home Owners Association were now occupying his fence, the yard scattered with corpses in comedic festive poses. I see him on the roof positioning a skeleton dressed as Santa going down the chimney and shout up to him.

“Jim, what the Hell is all this stuff?”

‘Well year after year The HOA and I have the same argument about what I can and can’t do when it comes to decorating my house but this year I finally wore the bastards down and they said I could go All Out this year.’