I am the greatest hunter in the world, and I've noticed some suspiciously tiger-like activity around my backyard, so I've decided to do something about it. I grabbed my hunting gear and set out into the jungle. As I was creeping around, I spotted it. I scoped in with my rifle, but the elusive tiger escaped me yet again. Darn it! I was having no luck today, so I decided to go in for lunch. My mom made me a tuna-fish sandwich today, which gave me an idea. I decided to set a trap for the tiger, using the tuna-fish sandwich as bait. I set the trap and waited anticipatorily. He must have sensed my presence, because he wasn't coming. Nevertheless, I waited for hours for the tiger to appear. I was sure he would come, tigers would do anything for a tuna-fish sandwich. I decided to wait no matter how long it took for him to appear.

"Calvin, time for dinner!" yelled my mom.

"Darn it!" I thought. I guess I'll have to check it tomorrow