I’ll Impress Her With My Epic Dance Move

“I wanna ask her out”


“You’re an idiot.”


“So?”


“… good point”


“My plan is to go up to her, do my hip hop moves and then see if she wants to get a coffee.”


“Why not just ask her?”


“Because you need to make a spectacle of it to be noticed.”


“I think just asking will work.”


“… I want to get my nerves out by dancing before I ask.”


“Your hilarious. Fine, do it.”


Stepping away the guy took controlled breaths and looked towards the bench the girl sat on, shaking out some of his nerves with his hands he walked up to her.

His friend idling a bit behind him to see the ‘spectacle’ and to see how he might need to console his friend.


He walked to her, did a little bow, said something he couldn’t hear and then whipped out his dance moves, doing a 6-step, some kicks and jumps. The girl seemed to watch in object horror at the moves.

And then he stopped, heaving as he held a hand out, nodding and walked back with a little smile as he held his own hand.

Spitting his friend tucked away behind a tree.


“You followed me?”


“Of course, I need to watch a train wreck. So how’d it go?”


“She said yes.”


“It’s fine, there’ll alway- wait, she said yes?”


“Yes, is that so hard to believe!?”


“I mean yeah, that was probably the worst idea you’ve ever had… and yet it worked?”


“Nuh uh, my worst idea was trying to fill the water tank with spray cheese.”


“Yeah but- whatever. Do you have a time?”


“For what?”


“The date dumbass.”


“Of course… uhm, 3? I think”


“3? Which 3?”


“Do you think she’d want to meet before sunrise? Really?”


“Did you ask if she does night school?”


“Shit…”

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